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Li Mitchell's avatar

🤣 Ninjas that will stop the neighbor's pet from taking a dump on your property? Will they guard against loud parties too?

@robopulp's avatar

Oh yeah 👍🏾 they apply stealth by sneaking into the house with the loud music, and destroy the radio with their shuriken, then slice all the cables with their katana for good measure.

Li Mitchell's avatar

Ooh, that would be fun to hear...or not hear!

@robopulp's avatar

The music and the host is like: “What happened to my $5000 state of the art sound system!?”

All slashed and broken.

Li Mitchell's avatar

As someone who has endured way too many noisy neighbor’s parties, 🤣.

@robopulp's avatar

It sucks to have shitty loud neighbors. I hope your situation improves.

Li Mitchell's avatar

Yeah, thank you! They've been quieter this spring, so maybe this year will be better overall. I'm sorry you've had to deal with such neighbors.

Neela 🌶️'s avatar

I call it the Etsyification of everything.

Visible imperfections now function as trust-building.

@robopulp's avatar

Interesting observation. Are there a lot ninjas in Etsy?

Stephen B. Anthony's avatar

You're misinterpreting the chart. Clearly ninja artifacts are lagging global warming. You've got cause and effect swapped.

If anything, you have evidence that the apocalypse will be foisted on us by zombie ninjas.

@robopulp's avatar

Rats! At some point they merged. An unseen X factor, like poisoned rats. Golan ninjas can helps us here!

May Season Studio's avatar

May Season Studio classifies these separately. The Cannon ninjas are tracked. The Godfrey Ho ninjas are not considered actionable.

@robopulp's avatar

The Godfrey Ho ninjas are the tricky ones. They reappear in unexpected ways.

May Season Studio's avatar

That changes the classification. We will reassess. Thank you for the field note.

@robopulp's avatar

You're welcome fellas. Stay safe when dealing with these tricky individuals.

John The Wordsmith's avatar

I remember Golan-Globus!

@robopulp's avatar

Filmmaking geniuses! They gave us ninjas, but then went corrupt and set them loose to take over the world 🌎